Wednesday, April 4, 2012

I met a girl in new york.

We were on the J coming back from city. I was carrying a giant box so I looked like an ass. She was wearing a leather jacket, leather pants and leather boots. All black. Also, not one but two brown leather purses. We caught each others eyes and she asked me what was in the box. I told her it was my Adidas box because I'm on permanent flow for them. She said cool then I asked her what she did in the big city. She said she was a model. I replied, "oh I think I recognize you from the last PETA campaign." She got off at the next stop although I'm pretty positive it wasn't hers.